New Short Story in PANK

I am really quite very alot tons plenty yessiree excited to have a story, “Selling the Fall,” in PANK. You should go read it. Or you can listen to me read it to you. For reals.

And you should read PANK, like, all the time.

New story in Bourbon Penn

I’ve got a new story out in the lovely Bourbon Penn. It’s called “Caretaker,” and, oddly enough, it’s about a woman who works as a caretaker for a cemetery. I mean, I guess it happens to be the only cemetery in the world and it’s so big she can’t see the walls…

Head over to Bourbon Penn and read “Caretaker,” then check out the rest of the wonderful stories in this issue. You can also pick up a copy of the issue for Kindle, or buy it as a printed object.

New Story: Supranow

Some days you build a world, some days a world builds you. Wait, what?

Nevermind. Check out “SupraNow,” a sci-fi bit in which I shamelessly plug a Sony product that doesn’t exist yet.

Thanks to the folks at Dr. Hurley’s Snake-Oil Cure for giving this piece a home.

“Things That Live and Seek” in Bartleby Snopes Magazine

My short story about the boy who’s only read part of Moby Dick is now available in Bartleby Snopes Issue 9. It’s accompanied by a photograph from Daniel J Glendening, who you may remember from UFOs and Their Spiritual Mission and “Wreck.” He’s awesome, and I love the piece he contributed to Snopes.

The magazine is available as both a free PDF download, and in print (on demand). If you’ve got the spare change, I encourage you to support the magazine. Don’t worry, I won’t get any of your money.

New! Short Story! Bartleby Snopes! Moby Dick! Read!

No, the Moby Dick without Barry Bostwick.

 

 

This week I have a Moby Dick inspired short story out in Bartleby Snopes. I don’t want to give away the ending, so you should go read “Things That Live and Seek” for yourself. Then read the rest of the awesome work featured on the site. And don’t forget to head back at the end of the month to vote for “Story of the Month.”

You don’t have to vote for me, but you could.

New Story in SmokeLong

A brand new story from yours truly, “Wreck,” is now live at SmokeLong, with brand new art from Daniel J. Glendening. Go! Look! Read! Feel Enriched!

UFOs and Their Spiritual Mission, Now a Thing in the World

UFOs and Their Spiritual Mission, from Social Malpractice Press, containing art by Daniel Glendening and fiction by yours truly, is now a thing the world, really and truly. If you’re interested in how video games and fiction and art can intersect on paper, you should check it out.

Win “UFOs and Their Spiritual Mission” from Social Malpractice Press

So I wrote a story for a book, a book full of art by Daniel J. Glendening. I know the title promises UFOs, but they’re sort of metaphorical UFOs. If, however, you’re interested in how video games and art intersect in a space that’s not actually a video game, and is, instead, sort of papery, you should check this book out.

Social Malpractice, the lovely press responsible for publishing UFOs and Their Spiritual Mission, is hosting a giveaway.  Go try and win.

More news to come.

New Story Out!

HOUSEFIRE was kind enough to publish my response to their February prompt, “We Went Missing in the Summer.” Check it out, it’s awesome, I promise!

As a bonus, here’s their bio for me. I think it captures me perfectly.

WILL KAUFMAN is the lime green helicopter that is circling your neighborhood, sprinkling glitter all over everyone and everything. Nobody knows who is flying the machine or why they are doing what they are doing. Some people think it’s the government. Some people think it has something to do with chemtrails. Everybody agrees that it will be a bitch to clean up.

M-Brane Quarterly now on Amazon!

M-Brane SF has their first print quarterly available for purchase on Amazon right now for the bargain price of $11.95.  You should buy it because I’m in it it’s important to support small publications.  But I am in it, or my story “Cooper and the Satellite” is.  I don’t think I’d fit.

If you’re too cheap need to save money for your nose job hamster’s mastectomy, you can buy the pdf version of issue 20 (the one with my story) from the website for $2.