Famous Last Tweets

Today NASA was kind enough to notify the world, via Twitter, that, “Asteriods passing Earth near moon tomorrow morning..no worries.”

It’s those last two words that get me.  I mean, what will the tweet that informs us of our imminent demise say?  “Run!”  “Best of luck with the post-apocalypse.”  Maybe, “Just getting this off my chest: I ran over a dog on 33rd by the 7-11 about three years ago.”

No, the tweet that portends our doom will probably try and say something soothing.  Like, “we’re doing everything we can,” or, more colloquially, “no worries.”

Best of luck with the post-apocalypse, reader.

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