Shits and Giggles: It’s “It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers” Season, Motherfuckers

This is the fifth year in a row that people have posted, en masse, “It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers,” to teh internetz, so I thought I’d write my own take on this annual tradition. I sent it off to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, who published the original article (and my own Open Letter to Jif Peanut Butter), but they said it was “too meta, even for [them].” So, for shits and giggles, I went and posted “It’s ‘It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers’ Season, Motherfuckers” to Buzzfeed Community. Because why the fuck not. After all, if you prick me, am I not still a hack?

So follow this link, and enjoy “It’s ‘It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers’ Season, Motherfuckers.”

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